Endorsements
Who should be the President for the next year? We asked their friends and families to find out…
Bryant Pepin, Partner of Katie Backus
“Def best president candidate, checked by more then the federal doctors and confirmed no dementia.”
“Believes God guides her along the road to purging the US of the “infidel plague of inflation”. A vote for Katherine is a vote to make America less hated again. Paid for by the Katie for America or die Campaign.”
Gretchen Krivo, Bryan Krivo’s Partner
“Bryan Krivo is, at his core, a man of the people.”
“He will go out of his way to befriend anyone, and he will forever endeavor to right any wrong, meet any need, and make your dreams a reality. A vote for Bryan is a vote for equality, innovation, justice, inclusion, and enjoying this life to the fullest.”
Michael Backus, Katie Backus’ Brother
“To my knowledge Katie has never told a lie, making her the most honest person I know.”
“I once saw her give a homeless woman(?) $7.00 and a cheesy gordita crunch (plus Fire sauce). So remember when you’re at the polls, a vote for Katie is a vote for justice.”
Randy Krivo, Bryan Krivo’s Father
“There have been far too many old geezers occupying the Oval Office in recent history...”
“…and the time has come to finally elect a young geezer like Bryan Krivo. As far as being a truly transformative president, the cornerstone of the Krivo administration’s international diplomacy will be settling disputes with friends and foes alike by challenging foreign leaders to “winner-take-all” 18-hole golf matches to settle differences. Lastly, and perhaps most importantly, Bryan will name Twenty One Pilots as the White House’s “Band in Residence” and they will perform at all appropriate presidential functions.”